So our hotel part serves as a kind of school and our lounge area is full of American exchange college youts. There is this one tall gangly blonde nuevo-hippy type, who insists on wearing a bit of hemp string tied around his scraggly unwashed too-long hair.
MC: Don't you think that looks kind of like those penis strings the yanimami wear? TB: Absolutely. MC: Do you think he realizes he's wearing it wrong? TB: It's like a penis string tiara. MC: Does that make him a dickhead? TB: Ah, anthropology humor.